Archive for April 8th, 2008
Boxes Don’t Empty Themselves
Dearest Boxes Sitting Untidily In Various Places Throughout This Apartment,
Hi, I’m just wondering if you could kindly unpack yourselves? Please take care to arrange your contents in a way which will create a visually pleasing aesthetic that immediately imparts a feeling of sophisticated cosy homey-ness? Whilst you’re at it, could you also please finish scraping the bedroom ceiling, paint the bathroom and water the dying plants on the veranda. Whilst you’re doing that, I’ll run down to the post office, pay some bills, have a quick brunch with my neglected friends and maybe sneak a guilty mid-afternoon nap. Oh, and before you start, a cup of tea, three sugars, would be just ace.
Ok, thanks,
The Happy Misfit
